February 2012
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blaineanderbation:
redvines
are
so
gross
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hipsterpotter liked your photo
hello stranger
babyminaj:
where has ke$ha been did she die
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hogwartsstarrysky replied to your post: hogwartsstarrysky replied to your photo: because i…
I don’t know how you do it, because you’re like normal and then you do those faces and your neck looks like HUGE
jofmaspodfkj
its funny because im actually not normal jFC MARI HAVE YOU MET ME I AM FAR FROM YOUR AVERAGE HUMAN BEING
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hogwartsstarrysky replied to your photo: because i havent posted a picture of myself on…
what is that supposed to mean MARI
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Those friends that check up on you.
johnsaidthis:
The ones that randomly send you a message asking how you are. It shows that they really care about you. That no matter how busy their life may be, they always find time for you. Sure, some people are just naturally friendly but it proves that there’s still true friends out there in a sea of fakes. If you have one of these, don’t neglect them. There’s not many of them left.
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poop
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
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beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
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Kid in my class: Do you know where Rack City is?
Teacher: I've never heard of it...is it near here?
Class:
What celebrity do you most associate me with?
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ok so apparently at&t isnt working and all the phones are down and shit and all these girls at my school are like ‘DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PHONES WHEN PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN AFRICA YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCHES!!!’
um
ok
just because there are starving kids in africa, that means that kids cant be upset because their phone isnt working? and thats not even a valid excuse because what...
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-spencerreid:
what doesn’t kill you makes you take precautions because you don’t want to die
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imagefree:
I Can’t Make You Love Me, Bon Iver
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letskillhipster:
I wish that people could accept all body types as beautiful instead of bashing one end of the spectrum to make the other end feel better about themselves. You are all beautiful. Try to embrace that without hurting others.
babyminaj:
I just want to find someone who I know won’t leave, someone who won’t get bored with me, someone who won’t get annoyed with me. I want someone who will stay.
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friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
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textposter:
I can’t remember a time when I had less than 100 boyfriends
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Watchadrianshhh:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
funkies:
if you have a flat stomach i hate you
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Watchadrianshhh:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
yeahstyles:
i just want to be quality
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me: